So there was this 24 year old kid. And he went and got his girlfriend
pregnant. The girlfriends's mother, of course, was very upset. The mother
insisted that the kid should marry her daughter. Unfortunately the kid was already
married. So the pregnant girl's mother called the kid's wife, telling her
to divorce the 24 year old kid so that he could marry her daughter. The wife
said no way. But the girl's mother was persistant. She kept calling and
calling, pleading with the kid's wife, sometimes screaming at her, begging her
to divorce the 24 year old kid. But the wife would yell back. "Leave me
alone. He's my husband." Finally, the pregnant girl's mother decided to
confront the wife in person. So one day, when the 24 year old kid was at work,
she drove over to their house and pounded on the door. A little boy 4 years
old opened the door. Then a little girl 3 years old also came to the door.
Finally, the kid's wife, carring a 1 year old, and also 6 months pregnant, came to
the door. The mother looked at the children, then looked at the wife and said
"You can keep him."